"apocalyptic" scenario where all skeletons come to life but the problem is that they just mindlessly try to re-play all their past actions so you end up with skeletons just in the way all the time, trying to drive, emptying trash cans into dumpsters that aren’t there anymore, walking out of stores with shit they tried to pay for with a handful of dirt, shoving bugs and leaves through your mail slot because they use to be postal workers.
Skeletons break into an office building that was built over an old baseball field and pantomime an entire game, wrecking all the office stuff in the process.
who’s got two thumbs and red gloves for his Scarlet Spider outfit
ayyyy right back at you my anonymous friend \ o /
I should probably go to sleep…
I should probably-
just accept your fate…
Ah God, so true.
every class is art class if you dont care enough
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
This post was good but then it got better
I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty
SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!!
I like this.
If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.
If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.